This afternoon, a rather agitated Max practiced his king fu moves on the changing table. This move is called Loaded-Diaper-Time-To-Eat. It's scary. Have you ever tried to put a diaper on a cat. Well, then.
"You see these moves?" he asked us.
"You see this?"
We did see it. Normally we wouldn't be scared of a three-week-old baby, but each of his fingers is tipped with a deadly, razor-sharp fingernail. So when he flails around like that, there's a chance someone's going to lose an eye unless they pay very close attention. This guy has attitude. He calls himself The Cobra.
"You see this?" he asked us again.
Yes, Maxwell. We see it.
And we don't want any trouble.
"You see these moves?" he asked us.
"You see this?"
We did see it. Normally we wouldn't be scared of a three-week-old baby, but each of his fingers is tipped with a deadly, razor-sharp fingernail. So when he flails around like that, there's a chance someone's going to lose an eye unless they pay very close attention. This guy has attitude. He calls himself The Cobra.
"You see this?" he asked us again.
Yes, Maxwell. We see it.
And we don't want any trouble.
2 comments:
Hiya (in the style of Miss Piggy)
Keep him away from all windows and potted plants...his mom was notorious for kicking those back in the day
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